Couchfish Day 285: A frog, an elephant and a pig walk into a bar ...

Some time ago, a frog, elephant and pig had their feet up, somewhere along the northeast coast of modern-day Singapore. They fancied a swim across the water to Johor and, for a bit of fun made a bet of it. Anyone who didn’t make it to the far side would turn to stone.

In they plunged and as luck would have it, all three had issues. The first to go was t…